Stupid Sh*t I have Seen in Resumes

One of my not-so-pleasant job functions is to review resumes and pre-screen candidates. Over the years, I have seen a ton of ridiculous things, from poor spelling and grammar to sentences that just make no sense. I decided I would start posting them here for the world to view.

• I have good communications skills due to my experience in tennis.
• I am Indiran.
• If my Profile matches ur job Kindly consider for a suitable Job.
• From Past one Year, Due to Less Project I am looking For change of Job, I came to know there is vacancy in ur company, Here I am Attaching my Resume.
• I know very clearly & absolutely before to submit my submissional application for the post-recruited requirements that. my status quos will be completely approved or so ratified based on the recruitmental requirements of criteria.
• Meanwhile I am highly & hugely trying at my best efforts to post for this vacancy with heavily long-desired rayhopes that based on my supreme graymatters plusing with my well-accumulated experiences in working for several foreign-based firms as well as projects, & I have accrued a lot of skills or so specialization in various matters & manners...
• I am highly awaiting for your carefully chosen assessment to my special case, & I hope to work for your Firm for a long & sustainable terms.
• Proven track record of maintaining good grades and working.
• I have attached my resume and also pasted my resume in the body because I have the the Windows 7 operating system and I am not sure of the compatibility to other computers yet.
  

Post in the comments if you have seen any that are just too good not to pass along. I will update this list when I have time.

Verizon HTC Touch Pro 2 Preloaded Software

I just recently purchased the Verizon Wireless HTC Touch Pro 2. I was trying to find literature online about the preloaded applications and software on the device before I purchased it and could not find any. So, here is a list if anyone needs to know the preloaded verizon htc touch pro2 software and applications:

• Activesync
• Adobe Reader LE
• Albulm
• Audio Booster
• Bubble Breaker
• Calculator
• Calendar
• Camera
• Comm Manager
• Contacts
• Excel Mobile
• File Explorer
• Get Applications
• Getting Started
• Help
• Internet Explorer (though why anyone would use this is beyond me)
• JetCet Print 5
• JetCet Presenter 5
• Live Search
• MP3 Trimmer
• Mail Setup
• Messaging
• Mobile Email
• Modem Link
• Notes
• OneNote Mobile
• Opera
• Phone (dialing manager)
• Picture and Videos
• PowerPoint Mobile
• QuickGPS
• RSS Hub
• Remote Desktop Mobile
• Sim Manager
• Search
• Solitare
• Streaming Media
• Tasks
• Teeter (like labyrinth)
• Text Message Retry
• Visual Voicemail
• VZ Navigator
• Voice Recorder
• Windows Live
• Windows Media
• Word Mobile
• WorldCard Mobile
• YouTube

That's a complete listing of the software that can be found out of the box on the Verizon Wireless HTC Touch Pro 2

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Companies that Steal Intellectual Property for Website Design

I decided to write this post because I am so freaking tired of chasing down these idiots that steal website content from me. I will update it as time goes by with various companies that I find that steal my (or my company's) intellectual property. So, if you "borrowed" white-papers, website text content, blog content, or stolen images from any of the dozen websites I own, expect to ultimately see your name posted up here.

I constantly battle with these a$holes trying to get my content removed, but at least I can start to put a list together of crappy companies that suck, so if anyone is interested in hiring them, they may find my list and make an informed decision. FYI: Most of the companies are from India.

If you see yourself on this list, please drop me a comment, beg for forgiveness and remove my content from your site, and maybe, just maybe, I might remove you from the list.

My List of website content thieves:

• www.indiamart.com and the website designer: www.intermesh.net. These idiots stole custom made graphics off of my company's website (Source One Graphic)
  
  Registered Graphic Thief: Technical Contact: IndiaMART InterMESH Limited Domain Administrator (domains@indiamart.com) +1.1202424945 Fax: +1.1202424943 B-1, Sector 8 Noida, DELHI 201301 IN
  
  
• http://sages.win.mofcom.gov.cn/ this company in China copied text right off my company's site. Not sure if the use of .gov is the same in China, but I would not put it past the government over there to steal content either. (original content, which I have now started to modify)
  
  Unfortunately I can't track cn domain thieves
  
  
• www.ready-sourcing.com/ready-sourcing/strategic-sourcing.html - These guys suck as well, stole the same page that the Chinese company above stole.
  
  This thief paid to hide their registration information for the domain name.
  
  
• Removed by blog author - This horrible blog is set up to look like a company website and it appears that every page is stolen right off of some other company's website.
  
  Registered Content Thief:
  ------------------- Hamilton, Ontario L8W 1L5 Canada Phone: +1.905------- Fax..: Email: ------@----.net Last modified: 2008-07-04 19:34:43 GMT  (The owner of this site contacted me and removed the offending material, therefore I removed their listing from my page)
  
  
• More to come!!!

Feel free to drop some comments if you want to tell the world about someone that stole from you.

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Running Navision 3.7 Client in Windows 7

It took a bit of work, but I am now successfully running Navision client 3.7 in a Windows 7 computer. This is great news for any business, like mine, where we could not afford to upgrade to Navision 4.0 in order to be compatible with Vista, and now with Windows 7.
So, how was it done.
First, go get yourself the Windows 7 Release Candidate (free till June 2010)
Then, read this tutorial:

http://lifehacker.com/5245396/set-up-and-use-xp-mode-in-windows-7

It tells you how to get Windows XP Virtual machine running on Windows 7. Follow the steps in the tutorial. Once XP finally launches, go in to user setup and create an account for the user that will be using the machine. You will also need to join your local domain as well as set up printers (or reports will not work in navision, even in preview mode). Once done, reboot your machine.
Next, when windows 7 loads up again, go into the VM properties, and delete the default account "User" this will then prompt you for a username and password the next time you launch the VM client.
Once it is working properly and you can run Navision inside the VM client, simply copy the shortcut from the XP machine (to Navision) and jump back over to your windows 7 desktop and cut and paste. From this point on, you can run Navision 3.7 as a virtualized application directly from Windows 7.

If you need more detailed instructions, just let me know.

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